Mommy, defined (for the rainy day file)

Mommy, you are a real GENUIS. You are a real STAR!

Because you take care of me and Zach.

Do turtles have ears?

Isn't it romantic?

Mom, you know what 'romance' means? It means 'very pretty', in French!

On seeing land from the "cruise boat"

Hellloooooo Bal-loo-ma!

(i.e., Bermuda)